"I think I would".
"Hey Shlomo, look at the one over there by Barracks 8". I've had my eye on her for weeks.
"I couldn't help but notice a very disturbing pattern emerging, which is numerous predators, not all but many of them, are Jews", he went on, cringing and gripping his cheeks.
The 70-year-old stated there are no "good opening lines" while in a concentration camp. Some are ripping David for being "unfunny" and others are using hashtags like #HeBombed. 'How's it going? They treating you OK? I can't believe we have to go over this every time, but, if a Jew can't poke fun at the greatest evil in his people's history, then just round us all up now and get it over with. "It's because I'm bald, isn't it?'"
"I couldn't help but notice, a very, very disturbing pattern emerging - which is that numerous predators - not all, but many of them are Jews", David said. I don't like it when Jews are in the news for notorious reasons. I want Einstein discovers the theory of relativity. Margaret, come here I want you to meet this wonderful Jew.
In Saturday's sketch "New Wife", David plays a cartoonishly rich dude/owner of a gay nightclub introducing a hilariously garish Cecily Strong to his friends before things start to get a little outlandish for his guests.
David spent part of his opening monologue making Holocaust jokes that some felt were in particularly poor taste. "That will NEVER be anything 2 joke about", said one tweet. There was a disgusting late sketch saved somewhat by Larry David's inability to stop laughing, but I don't know if that should count as good.