Baldwin's Trump Decides Between 'Bannon' and 'Kushner' in Elimination Night Ceremony

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Pence: "That was at Mar-a-Lago, sir".

"Well", Baldwin insisted, "this is where I showed classified information to the Prime Minister". The Bannon character was dressed as the Grim Reaper, complete with skeletal mask.

Fallon's mute Kushner is the big victor.

The first few minutes of the cold open were a build up for what was next: Elimination night, "The Apprentice" style.

Mr Trump and his family have closely monitored Mr Bannon's former news website Breitbart, which they regarded as a "weapon in his war against White House rivals", however Mr Bannon has said the site was operating beyond his reach and not in line with his wishes.

"Jared, you take the most handsome photos". But I have only have one photo in my hand. I am not joking. The Grim Reaper is then dragged out the door by another Grim Reaper.

"We are concerned that Jared Kushner may have engaged in similar deception", said Rep. Don Beyer (D-Va.) in a letter to FBI Director James Comey and Charles Phalen, director of the National Background Investigations Bureau, along with four other democrats, Ted Lieu (Calif.), Jamie Raskin (Md.), Jerry Nadler (N.Y.) and Peter Welch (Vt.). "You've shown everybody that if you are born rich and marry my daughter, you can accomplish anything". "Just fix everything, OK?" Trump tells him to "join Kellyanne Conway the basement".

McCarthy then said, 'I am particularly sorry this happened during Passover, aka Jewish Easter, ' before breaking out her boxes of stuffed animals to give a questionable history lesson as Spicer.

McCarthy came out in a bunny suit, a reference to Spicer having played the Easter Bunny at one of the White House's Easter Egg Roll events during the George W. Bush administration. "If you need me, I'll be over here at my desk". "Spicey finally made a mistake".

McCarthy's Spicer reminded everyone that Trump bombed Syria "while eating the most lovely piece of cake this week, and that is a fact".

Spicer talked about the Hitler gaffe and Bashar al-Assad, massively butchering the Syrian president's name.

"Yeah, I know they're not really called 'Holocaust centers.' Duh, I know that".

"Everybody freaked. They were all like, 'Boo-hoo, what about the Holocaust Centers.' Yeah I know they're not the holocaust centers".

"Happy Easter, everybody", McCarthy's Spicer says, wrapping up the briefing and climbing into his Easter egg auto. "I clearly meant to say, "concentration clubs, ' ok?"

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